-Mario defeats Bowser. [This one's a no-brainer.]
-Mario defeats Wario. [He did so quite often.]
-Mario is more known than Luigi. [Again, very intuitive.]

-Bowser out-evils Wario. [Wario's no match for the Koopa King...]
-Bowser defeats Luigi. [Luigi is weaker than Mario and would lose.]
-Bowser kidnaps Peach. [Simple.]

-Wario punches Luigi. [In his lanky face.]
-Wario ignores Peach. [He knows no authority.]
-Wario hijacks Yoshi. [A mean bean, him.]

-Luigi ignores Peach. [She's unimportant for him.]
-Luigi saddles Yoshi. [As always.]
-Luigi bicycle jumps over Gap. [He's Air Luigi after all.]

-Peach saddles Yoshi [As in Super Mario World.]
-Peach floats over Gap. [Super Mario Bros. 2.]
-Peach commands Mario. [So true.]

-Yoshi flutter jumps over Gap. [He flutters up to 120 meters!]
-Yoshi saved Mario's life. [So Mario has to give in.]
-Yoshi defeats Bowser. [In 3 games.]

-Gap's too wide for Mario. [It's a very wide gap.]
-Gap's too wide for Bowser. [Fatty can't jump.]
-Gap's too wide for Wario. [Another fatty.]

Mario RPS by Artemendo of Waluigious.
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